Haiku to My Bad Mood

I don't get into bad moods too often, but I'm in one. I'm not sure of its origin. No one did anything to me. Today was rather quiet. I'm looking forward to a relatively quiet tomorrow. The kids are all behaving. No melt downs, no snide remarks, no refusals, nothing negative to report. I'm simply cranky, grouchy, irritable. I'm in a heightened state of pisstivity. And again, no reason. It snuck up on me, stealthy  like my son does when we play Halo. And, now here I am just a big ol' bottle of sunshine!

Just a few minutes ago, I looked up ways to alleviate the bad mood. But, instead I ran into a page that had the best bad mood quotes and quips. Here are a few of my favorites:

• I'm one of the bad things that happen to good people.
• How many times do I have to flush, for you to go away. 
• Sometimes you can't tell if you're in a bad mood, or if everyone is being annoying.
• I think I have mood poisoning, it must be something I hate. 
• Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
• My inner child needs a timeout.

No, I didn't have a cup of tea, do a little yoga, sniff some lavender, or soak in the tub. No, nothing as wholesome as that.  I just reveled with my fellow crabs in a sea of sarcasm and insults and bitterness. And guess what? I  feel better!

Here's a little haiku to my bad mood, that visited with me for a few hours and is now in the process of putting on its jacket to leave. 

For a while today

I enjoyed your company

Now, get the hell out.